Season 3, Semis 2nd Leg

The Evil Leaders League playoffs is heating up and is more exciting than March Madness. At least we don't have all one seeds in the Final Four. Let's see who made the finals.

Ahmadinejad vs Musharraf
Recently, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claimed that his trip to Baghdad was more harrowing than was his actual experience. Ahmadinejad said, "We landed under sniper fire and had to run with our heads down." He was sure that the planned greeting ceremony for his historic arrival in Iraq did not materialize under those conditions. Unfortunately for Ahmadinejad, video tape of the visit surfaced. It clearly showed that Ahmadinejad was welcomed with open arms by the Iraqis. The President of Pakistan, Pervez Musharraf, has had an evil season, defying the constitution at every opportunity. But his party lost parliamentary elections. His opponents were recently sworn in causing Musharraf to do a bit of swearing himself. My dear sweet mother has always said that swearing is evil. In fact she says, "Don't you ever say another fucking bad word again, you asshole."
2nd leg winner: Musharraf by 6
winner overall: Ahmadinejad by 39

al-Bashir vs Kim
Sundanese head honcho, Omar al-Bashir has initiated a new advertising campaign to stimulate tourism in the genocide-filled region of Darfur. With a pleasant smile, al-Bashir states in the ad, "Come to Darfur. There are many activities to engage in the region. There's plenty of space due to our low population density. Darfuris are known for their hospitality; you can stay in their house and they'll clear out for your comfort. So bring your family and come to Darfur! There's a chance you won't be raped and killed."

North Korea's ferocious leader is named Kim Jong-Il. Coincidently his favorite dish is fried eel. He has become increasingly defiant in the face of the United States and has stepped up threats against South Korea. North Korea taunted its southern neighbors saying that it would fire bombs reducing the nation to ashes. Hey South Korean president Lee Myung Bak, how has your harsh stance against North Korea been going lately? It reminds me of the time I smacked a bee hive with a baseball bat. Who knew a bee could get its stinger in my penis hole? Impressive.
2nd leg winner: Kim by 7
overall winner: Kim by 3