Omar Bongo

Omar Bongo was the president of Gabon from 1967 until 2009, when he up and died, which is another way of saying that he ruled the country since before Madonna was fucking things. Bongo stayed in power by either paying off or jailing political opponents. His opponents tended to hope for the former as opposed to the latter. In his spare time, Bongo did a one-man off-Broadway performance in which he played Rubin "Hurricane" Carter's father. He was also short.


Overall record: 2-5
Season: 2-5

Playoff record: 0-0
Season 5: ---
Overall record against each opponent

Omar Bongo was relegated after Season 5.

Fun fact: Officially, Omar Bongo died of a heart attack. But in reality, he died- after reading all of the mean things we've said about him on the ELL site- of a broken heart.