Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is the president of Iran, a position he's held since all the way back in 2005. During his three year reign, he has committed atrocities worse than Hitler, including genocide. Pretty good for a democratically elected president, who isn't even his country's most powerful leader. But don't tell that to anyone from the United States.

Ahmadinejad has made some seemingly crazy statements, but you would think he was Satan himself if you paid attention to the American media. Fans of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad can only hope that one day his actions live up to his reputation. He faced a hotly contested election this summer, which he promptly stole.

Overall record: 21-21
Season 1: 5-2
Season 2: 3-4
Season 3: 5-2
Season 4: 2-5
Season 6: 3-4
Season 7: 3-4

Playoff record: 1-3
Season 1: 0-1
Season 2: ---
Season 3: 1-1
Season 4: ---
Season 6: 0-1
Season 7: ---
Overall record against each opponent

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was relegated after Season 4.

Fun fact: Few people know that President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a magician in his spare time. For his next trick, he will threaten to wipe Israel off of the map, even though Israel isn't on any Iranian maps. Suck on that Houdini, you Jew bastard.