Nicolas Sarkozy

Nicolas Sarkozy has been the evil president of France since 2007. He runs his French Empire for the sole purpose of destroying the United States and all it stands for. Bill O'Reilly's calls to boycott everything French were prophetic. If only we had listened! It's too late now, the United States has been taken over by France. It's been hell. I can't eat another crepe. I don't even know what a crepe is. All Hail King Sarkozy.

Unfortunately for Bill O'Reilly and Sarkozy's ELL career, France is a western democracy and like-minded nations with slight policy disagreements don't usually resort to all out war.

Overall record: 0-7
Season 2: 0-7

Playoff record: 0-0
Season 2: ---
Overall record against each opponent

Nicolas Sarkozy was relegated after Season 2.

Fun fact: Nicolas Sarkozy is rude, drinks wine, and has had sex with the lady in your life.