Ilham Aliyev

Ilham Aliyev is the president of Azerbaijan and entered the ELL in Season 6. He was quickly relegated as the ELL staff was never able to locate his oil rich nation on a map. Aliyev got in a little bit of trouble for silencing dissent in his country. His critics failed to understand that Aliyev is very sensitive and doesn't take criticism well. His father was also president of Azerbaijan and Ilham has been working out his "daddy issues" through his repressive policies. Hey, we've all got messed up families. Particularly if you're an opponent of Aliyev.

Overall record: 2-5
Season 6: 2-5

Playoff record: 0-0
Season 6 ---
Overall record against each opponent

Ilham Aliyev was relegated after Season 6.

Fun fact: Even though his country is officially at odds with Armenia, Ilham Aliyev secretly yanks it to hot Armenian porn.