Robert Mugabe

Robert Mugabe is the president of Zimbabwe and has been ruling that country since 1980. His country has had an unbelievably high inflation rate over the last few years and people had the nerve to blame him! When people protested the direction Mugabe was taking Zimbabwe, he directed his foot up their ass. Unfortunately for the aged Mugabe, all of that foot up the ass jazz took place after he was relegated following Season 1. A tragedy indeed. He came back in Season 3 and faced a hotly contested election which he eventually stole, but only after another relegation.

Overall record: 5-9
Season 1: 3-4
Season 3: 2-5

Playoff record: 0-0
Season 1: ---
Season 3: ---
Overall record against each opponent

Robert Mugabe was relegated after Seasons 1 and 3.

Fun fact: Robert Mugabe has claimed that only God will strip him of power. In related news, former Providence College basketball star God Shammgod is ready to take on a new career as a hired mercenary.