Silvio Berlusconi

Silvio Berlusconi finished his third non-consecutive term as the Prime Minister of Italy. This one began in 2008 and ended in disgrace in 2011. The Italian Grover Cleveland is an incompetent corrupt adulterer, who childishly derides anyone who disagrees with him, and has had ties to the mafia. He also happens to own most of Italy's media outlets and a few of their sports franchises. All of this sounds like an Italian grandmother's recipe for evil success, but a European autocrat is like a gangsta rapper repping Connecticut, it's hard to get credibility.


Overall record: 2-5
Season 7: 2-5

Playoffs: 0-0
Season 7: ---
Overall record against each opponent
Fun fact: I don't know why the attack against Silvio Berlusconi was such a big story. The rule is after every 10 scandals, you get hit in the face with a statuette of Milan Cathedral. It's right there in the Italian Constitution.