Season 6, ELL Finals Game 2

You've sat by the computer for the past three months clamoring for Evil Leaders League action. If that's true, you might want to seek professional help. Just saying. Than Shwe takes his first ELL Championship with a win; Kim Jong-Il forces a deciding Game 3 if he pulls this one out.

Kim vs Shwe
Kim is hedging his bets. He continues to run North Korea in an autocratic fashion while claiming he'll test more nuclear weapons. His love of tests isn't exactly breaking down the stereotype that all Asians are nerds. At the same time, he's made overtures to South Korea and has even taken Obama's side on an important issue. Kim also thinks Kanye West is a "jackass." Recently, Kim has tried a third route to obtaining foreign aid; he's applied to be part of season 12 of Big Brother and he plans on winning.

Like a Kenyan running the U.S., Shwe is Burmese and heads Myanmar. Shwe is a big proponent of "enhanced interrogation techniques," which are in vogue lately. His latest "technique" was to throw democracy advocate Aung San Suu Kyi into a false trial. Shwe is also a notorious recluse. The last time he was seen in public, a 22oz. Slurpee was 87 cents in Yangon, the city had no traffic lights, and Shwe could be seen sporting his military Miami Vice fluorescent green sport coat. This was last year.
winner: Shwe
series: Shwe 2-0

Congratulations to Than Shwe for winning his first Evil Leaders League championship! The season in review extravaganza is still to come.