Season 1, ELL Finals Game 2

Here is Game 2 of the best of 3 series for the ELL Championship. Here is the result, George Michael, press the button:

al-Bashir vs Kim
Sudanese president Omar al-Bashir met with Secretary General of the UN Ban Ki-Moon. Engaging with the international community is bad news for evil leaders (unless that community is the nuclear underworld). Then, Omar al-Bashir decided to ban UN troops from Darfur, insisting that generals can only send African troops, and later mooned his secretary Kiki. The president of Sudan will not allow any blue helmets in Darfur or on his penis while he has sex with Kiki. Kim Jong-Il, the leader of North Korea, just bowled the greatest game of all time. He bowled a 302. Some claim that he cheated, including the millions of people in North Korea who may starve because of a poor harvest and a fall in foreign aid. But at least they haven't been killed by the state-sponsored Janjaweed militia. The people of Darfur, Sudan have been.
winner: al-Bashir
series: al-Bashir 2-0



Mugabe is beating up his opponents, Ahmadinejad captured British hostages, and Castro's trying make a triumphant comeback to public life. Sorry fellas, it's too late. Congratulations to Omar al-Bashir for winning the first season of the Evil Leaders League! The season in review extravaganza is still to come.