Hu Jintao

Since 2003, Hu Jintao has led China, a country that could potentially be very powerful, suppresses any and all dissent, eradicates minority cultures, helps to fund the genocide in Darfur, and has nuclear weapons. But China has received "most favorite nation" status from America, so it's all good. After making his debut in the ELL in Season 3, Hu was quickly relegated. As a result. he was able to concentrate solely on silencing critics before the Beijing Olympics last summer. He started with Richard Gere.

Overall record: 1-6
Season 3: 1-6

Playoff record: 0-0
Season 3: ---
Overall record against each opponent

Hu Jintao was relegated after season 3.

Fun Fact: Many analysts believe Hu Jintao is sitting on a sleeping giant that could potentially dominate the world. It's his penis.