Felipe Calderon

Felipe Calderon has been the president of Mexico since 2006. He entered the ELL in Season 4 and appeared prone to dominate the competition thanks to a plan that called for illegal immigrants to invade the United States and take it over. John Gibson tried to warn us, but white people didn't have enough babies in time. Now, we're all forced to speak Spanish, eat tacos, and clean up Chihuahuas' poop.

Except, well, a few undocumented Mexicans in the U.S. doesn't really offset the control American corporations have in Mexico. Plus, the United States could probably use some more hard working people anyway, regardless of how thin their mustaches are.

Overall record: 0-7
Season 4: 0-7

Playoff record: 0-0
Season 4: ---
Overall record against each opponent

Felipe Calderon was relegated after Season 4.

Fun Fact: Felipe Calderon actually hates tacos.