Hugo Chavez

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Hugo Chavez has charasmatically been president of Venezuela since 1999. Chavez has made a reputation in the ELL by granting himself a little job security and making the occassional anti-American rant. He has expanded the influence of oil-rich Venezuela in Latin America and has begun to form a bloc of like-minded leaders to fight what they call American imperialism.

He has invented a term called Chavismo, which means: an effective leader, who is extremely suave with the ladies, even if those same ladies don't realize it until after the deed is done. The closest English translation is: rapist.

Overall record: 23-19
Season 1: 5-2
Season 2: 4-3
Season 3: 4-3
Season 4: 4-3
Season 5: 4-3
Season 6: 2-5

Playoff record: 1-3
Season 1: 0-1
Season 2: 1-1
Season 3: ---
Season 4: 0-1
Season 5: ---
Season 6: ---
Overall record against each opponent

Hugo Chavez lost tie-breakers to Kim in Season 3 and Shwe in Season 5, missing the playoffs both times.
Hugo Chavez was relegated after Season 6.

Fun fact: For Halloween Hugo Chavez dresses up like Fidel Castro... every year.

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