Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin was the president of Russia from 1999-2008 and is now prime minister. He's cock-blocked George W. Bush's foreign policy objectives so many times, Bush has resorted to jerking off to old tapes of Margaret Thatcher invading the Falkland Islands. Putin joined the ELL before Season 2 and was fairly triumphant, but his term as president has come to an end. Unless he turns the position of prime minister into the shot-caller, Putin will have to wait to return to the ELL until he wins the presidency through shady means in 2012.

Overall record: 8-6
Season 2: 6-1
Season 3: 2-5

Playoff record: 0-1
Season 2: 0-1
Season 3: ---
Overall record against each opponent

Vladimir Putin was relgated after Season 3.

Fun fact: Vladimir Putin kills critics with such frequency, I'm even scared to say something bad about him. Well, except for the fact that he has ED.