Pervez Musharraf

Pervez Musharraf was the leader of Pakistan from 1999-2008. Musharraf ended his 8 year run as de facto military dictator of the country in 2007, and became just a regular dictator. All that means is he lost his 20% discount at all Army Ranger Surplus outlets. He entered the ELL in Season 3 under trying times in his country. The people were pissed at Pervez. Musharraf heard their outrage and did what every great leader would do. He either changed or ignored the constitution, depending on the situation, in order to stay in power. Musharraf governed his country like he plays a game of chess: changing the rules when he starts to lose.

Overall record: 6-8
Season 3: 5-2
Season 4: 1-6

Playoff record: 0-1
Season 3: 0-1
Season 4: ---
Overall record against each opponent

Pervez Musharraf was relegated after Season 4.

Fun fact: Actually, Pervez Musharraf has never lost a game of chess, because whenever he's about to lose, he knocks all the pieces off the board and says, "Do over."